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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Pwning ur faces since 1978.</description><title>23. and then some.</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @seanjordan)</generator><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Going off the air, thanks for reading.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Going off the air, thanks for reading.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193833676</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193833676</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:07:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dear cell phone: stop taunting me.</title><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193579901</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193579901</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:18:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate filling out forms for Brazilian customs.</title><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193529856</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193529856</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 15:00:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>no good music for days like today.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;gotta listen to something, though.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193385688</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/193385688</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Sep 2009 10:49:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I replaced the motherboard in my PC. Now my PC doesn’t fucking work at all. I am enormously...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I replaced the motherboard in my PC. Now my PC doesn’t fucking work at all. I am enormously pissed! Never buying ASUS again!!!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/192174234</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/192174234</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 21:53:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>stuck between a rock and a hard place.</title><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/191102943</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/191102943</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:11:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I am not Jesus. I can not turn water into wine, nor bagels into laptops. Stop expecting miracles.</title><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190999367</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190999367</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 10:03:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"First Things First"</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Song of the day. From Phantom Planet’s eponymously titled third album. Which, by the way, is an awesome album to which you should give a listen. So there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190418810</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190418810</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 16:15:58 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>a new streak?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;More crazy dreams last night, but I can’t really remember any of them in detail. We’ll see what happens tonight.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190287819</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/190287819</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 12:13:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>an internet initialism I'd like to propose</title><description>&lt;p&gt;AYFS - Are You Fucking Serious&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189591640</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189591640</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:13:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I wish I were taking a class or two this semester.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I really want to take biology or chemistry. BOO TEENAGER SEAN JORDAN FOR BLOWING THOSE CLASSES OFF!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189409268</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189409268</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:59:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>more craziness.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Haven’t had any crazy dreams for a while, but last night was filled with a lot of weird stuff. In one part, I was riding with my Mom and brother in car that was driving over a LONG bridge over some body of water. The bridge was made of ropes, and we had no headlights. Towards the end of the drive, the car morphed into some sort of rollercoaster, and we were zooming around, in the dark, until we gradually came to a stop… in the Netherlands.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next thing I remember, I was at a race track with my family. I had somehow arrived with only my wallet, cell phone, and the clothes on my back. No luggage, no passport, nada. I recall asking my Dad if he thought the locals minded being called “Netherlanders”.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189367086</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/189367086</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:48:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Kanyegate. The meme.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0tmlQ4Cu1qz7dbso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kanyegate. The meme.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188706011</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188706011</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>kanye west</category><category>kanyegate</category><category>meme</category></item><item><title>a set of rules for what you should and shouldn’t say when introducing yourself online. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/2009/09/14/online-dating-advice-exactly-what-to-say-in-a-first-message/"&gt;a set of rules for what you should and shouldn’t say when introducing yourself online. &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188639676</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188639676</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:00:00 -0400</pubDate><category>dating</category><category>online dating</category><category>statistics</category><category>trends</category><category>okcupid</category></item><item><title>this comic kills me. so damned funny!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq0sme4ajI1qz7dbso1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this comic kills me. so damned funny!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188609492</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188609492</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:03:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dolphin safe = dangerous for everything else</title><description>&lt;a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/02/16/the-ecological-disaster-that-is-dolphin-safe-tuna/"&gt;dolphin safe = dangerous for everything else&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;Fascinating.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188538300</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188538300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:57:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How did they even do that?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.scoutingny.com/?p=1026"&gt;How did they even do that?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;yet another reason for me to go to NYC.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188211356</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188211356</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 23:18:18 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Somebody put me back in school, I forget everything </title><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188146870</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188146870</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:30:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>we feel compelled to preserve options, even at great expense, even when it doesn't make sense.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;this is troubling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188060315</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188060315</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:40:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oh marshmallow, thou temptress.</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5239013&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5239013&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5239013&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;oh marshmallow, thou temptress.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188043029</link><guid>http://seanjordan.tumblr.com/post/188043029</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 19:17:28 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
