23. and then some.

2009

December
November
October
August 39
July 93
June 80
May 80
April 12
March 15
January 17

2008

June 29
May 19
April 10
March 24
January 28

2007

November
October
September
August
July
June
May
April
March
February
January
Going off the air, thanks for reading.
Sep 22nd

Dear cell phone: stop taunting me.

Sep 21st

I hate filling out forms for Brazilian...

Sep 21st

no good music for days like today.

gotta listen to something, though.
Sep 21st
I replaced the motherboard in my PC. Now my PC doesn’t fucking work at all. I am enormously...
Sep 20th

stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Sep 18th

I am not Jesus. I can not turn water...

Sep 18th

"First Things First"

Song of the day. From Phantom Planet’s eponymously titled third album. Which, by the way, is...
Sep 17th

a new streak?

More crazy dreams last night, but I can’t really remember any of them in detail. We’ll...
Sep 17th

an internet initialism I'd like to...

AYFS - Are You Fucking Serious
Sep 16th

I wish I were taking a class or two this...

I really want to take biology or chemistry. BOO TEENAGER SEAN JORDAN FOR BLOWING THOSE CLASSES OFF!
Sep 16th

more craziness.

Haven’t had any crazy dreams for a while, but last night was filled with a lot of weird stuff....
Sep 16th
Kanyegate. The meme.
Sep 15th
a set of rules for what you should and...
Sep 15th
this comic kills me. so damned funny!
Sep 15th
dolphin safe = dangerous for everything else
Sep 15th
How did they even do that?
Sep 15th

Somebody put me back in school, I forget...

Sep 15th

we feel compelled to preserve options,...

this is troubling.
Sep 14th
Warch Watch
oh marshmallow, thou temptress.
Sep 14th
thy memory resign
Sep 14th

geronimo.

Sep 14th

Some girl walking down 2nd avenue just...

frangry: Body I say this all the time.
Sep 13th
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I want to see this so bad it hurts when I pee.
Sep 13th

Yay, my car starts again!

Thanks Alys!
Sep 12th
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I would do this. But I would have a Taser with me. Or maybe bring my friends Sig and Sauer.
Sep 12th

Weird thoughts.

What if people had evolved in such a way that their heads contained two or more sentient entities?...
Sep 11th

Pacing like a caged animal.

It’s not always iron bars.
Sep 11th
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For real, folks.
Sep 11th
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brilliant.
Sep 10th

People I could do without #153

People who can’t select the proper screwdriver and ruin screwdriver tips.
Sep 9th

People I could do without #152

People who can’t select the proper screwdriver and strip out the heads on screws.
Sep 9th
Warch Watch
If I owned the Buffalo Bills, I’d make participation with Toastmasters mandatory. Or fine him...
Sep 9th

In my last post, my brain was moving so...

Sep 8th
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Tigers are dangerous even at an early age. THIS ONE KILLS WITH CUTENESS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT GOT...
Sep 8th
"It is not easy to categorize the Beatles’...
Sep 8th
I could play with this for hours.
Sep 8th
Don’t wanna go to work today.
Sep 8th

latest, take 2

So, I was trying to do an update from the mobile and smashed the “send” button...
Sep 8th

latest.

My Toyota is suffering
Sep 8th
OMFG. THE CUTENESS OF IT ALL!
Sep 5th

JEEBUS.

There is something religious about taking a drunk piss to ” Stairway to Heaven” in a DC...
Sep 5th

Old.

Offer photo advice to redhead with camera - no wristband = bubblegummer. She’s a Sr. in HS,...
Sep 5th

HOLY SHIT!

Got home, there’s a snake INSIDE MY HOUSE! Now wtf do I do?!?!
Sep 5th
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I wonder if he knows that there are easier ways to get water.
Sep 5th
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I love it when the little kid chimes in.
Sep 5th

HOLY SHIT!

I came from work and found a snake IN my house, coiled up around my flip-flops right inside the...
Sep 5th

Consider pastry and people: in one case,...

Sep 4th
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We are so screwed if the ants ever decide to take over.
Sep 4th
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NEW AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS!
Sep 3rd

“What would Beowulf do?”

This is my new philosophy.
Sep 3rd
Priorities, my friend. Priorities.
Sep 2nd

Organized and ran a meeting across...

Another big win for the week. Color me astonished with sparkles of pleasantly surprised.
Sep 2nd

feels like fall.

The nascent autumnal weather triggers a lot of memories for me; it has always been the only season...
Sep 2nd

Albums to which you should listen:

Metric Grow Up and Blow Away Phantom Planet Raise the Dead Brendan Benson Lapalco Jason Falkner...
Sep 2nd

GMAIL IS DOWN WTF! OMG! BBQ! NAMBLA!

THE SKY IS FALLING HELP ME JEEBUS!!!1!!
Sep 1st
The Iraqi Who Made Norway Wealthy
Sep 1st