23. and then some.

2009

December

November

October

September 57

August 39

July 93

June 80

May 80

April 12

March 15

February 33

January 17

2008

December 23

November 20

October 31

September 30

August 29

July 23

June 29

May 19

April 10

March 24

February 27

January 28

2007

December 3

November

October

September

August

July

June

May

April

March

February

January

Going off the air, thanks for reading.

Dear cell phone: stop taunting me.

I hate filling out forms for Brazilian...

no good music for days like today.

gotta listen to something, though.

I replaced the motherboard in my PC. Now my PC doesn’t fucking work at all. I am enormously...

stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I am not Jesus. I can not turn water...

"First Things First"

Song of the day. From Phantom Planet’s eponymously titled third album. Which, by the way, is...

a new streak?

More crazy dreams last night, but I can’t really remember any of them in detail. We’ll...

an internet initialism I'd like to...

AYFS - Are You Fucking Serious

I wish I were taking a class or two this...

I really want to take biology or chemistry. BOO TEENAGER SEAN JORDAN FOR BLOWING THOSE CLASSES OFF!

more craziness.

Haven’t had any crazy dreams for a while, but last night was filled with a lot of weird stuff....

Kanyegate. The meme.

a set of rules for what you should and...

this comic kills me. so damned funny!

dolphin safe = dangerous for everything else

How did they even do that?

Somebody put me back in school, I forget...

we feel compelled to preserve options,...

this is troubling.

oh marshmallow, thou temptress.

thy memory resign

geronimo.

Some girl walking down 2nd avenue just...

frangry: Body I say this all the time.

I want to see this so bad it hurts when I pee.

Yay, my car starts again!

I would do this. But I would have a Taser with me. Or maybe bring my friends Sig and Sauer.

Weird thoughts.

What if people had evolved in such a way that their heads contained two or more sentient entities?...

Pacing like a caged animal.

It’s not always iron bars.

For real, folks.

People I could do without #153

People who can’t select the proper screwdriver and ruin screwdriver tips.

People I could do without #152

People who can’t select the proper screwdriver and strip out the heads on screws.

If I owned the Buffalo Bills, I’d make participation with Toastmasters mandatory. Or fine him...

In my last post, my brain was moving so...

Tigers are dangerous even at an early age. THIS ONE KILLS WITH CUTENESS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT GOT...

"It is not easy to categorize the Beatles’...

I could play with this for hours.

Don’t wanna go to work today.

latest, take 2

So, I was trying to do an update from the mobile and smashed the “send” button...

latest.

My Toyota is suffering

OMFG. THE CUTENESS OF IT ALL!

JEEBUS.

There is something religious about taking a drunk piss to ” Stairway to Heaven” in a DC...

Old.

Offer photo advice to redhead with camera - no wristband = bubblegummer. She’s a Sr. in HS,...

HOLY SHIT!

Got home, there’s a snake INSIDE MY HOUSE! Now wtf do I do?!?!

I wonder if he knows that there are easier ways to get water.

I love it when the little kid chimes in.

HOLY SHIT!

I came from work and found a snake IN my house, coiled up around my flip-flops right inside the...

Consider pastry and people: in one case,...

We are so screwed if the ants ever decide to take over.

NEW AUTO-TUNE THE NEWS!

“What would Beowulf do?”

This is my new philosophy.

Priorities, my friend. Priorities.

Organized and ran a meeting across...

Another big win for the week. Color me astonished with sparkles of pleasantly surprised.

feels like fall.

The nascent autumnal weather triggers a lot of memories for me; it has always been the only season...

Albums to which you should listen:

Metric Grow Up and Blow Away Phantom Planet Raise the Dead Brendan Benson Lapalco Jason Falkner...

GMAIL IS DOWN WTF! OMG! BBQ! NAMBLA!

THE SKY IS FALLING HELP ME JEEBUS!!!1!!

The Iraqi Who Made Norway Wealthy